Barnaby Thistlewickthe Unlucky
Halfling · Rogue (Thief)
Port Providence
“Technically, it's not stealing if you meant to give it back.”
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General Info
- Gender
- Male
- Alignment
- Chaotic Neutral
- Background
- Criminal
Backstory
A chronically unlucky thief, one clean job away from finally retiring.
Barnaby has been banned from eleven taverns and owes money to at least four rival crime families — sometimes for the same job. He insists his next score will be the one that lets him retire honestly. He has insisted this for nine years.
Personality
- Overconfident
- Terrible liar who lies constantly anyway
- Endlessly optimistic
Ideals
- Everyone deserves a second chance, especially me.
Bonds
- Owes a truly staggering debt to at least four separate crime families.
Flaws
- Cannot walk past an unlocked door without opening it.
Goals
- Pull off one job clean enough to finally retire.
Fears
- Being caught by the one crime family he hasn't already betrayed.
Portrait gallery
Quotes
- “I have a plan!" (He does not have a plan.)”
Trivia
- Has been banned from eleven taverns, three of which no longer exist because of him.
Quirks
- Narrates his own heists out loud, badly, in third person.
Proficiencies
LockpickingSleight of HandStealth (mostly theoretical)
Equipment
- A lockpick set missing exactly one pick
- A coin purse that is, ironically, almost always empty